>>> COPYRIGHTS & "FAIR" USE <<<

Every game on this site is 100% original and absolutely, positively, legally distinct from anything you may be thinking of. Any resemblance to a popular educational gaming website from 2007 is a wild coincidence and also a tribute and also please don't look too closely.

A LOVE LETTER:

To the wonderful folks at the website this is obviously parodying: we love you. This is satire, protected speech, and a deep nostalgic hug. Please don't sue. We have $4 and a Beanie Baby we're told is worth millions (see sidebar).

YOU MAY:

• Screenshot this site, but only while making a funny face
• Show it to your friends and say "remember the 2000s?"
• Be mildly amused

YOU MAY NOT:

• Claim you invented the color black for backgrounds (that was us, in 1997)
• Use any of this in a court of law, a thesis, or a serious conversation
• Block the ads (please, the imaginary advertisers are counting on you)

This is a personal, non-commercial parody made for fun. All real trademarks belong to their respective owners, who are much cooler than us.