>>> STAY SAFE ONLINE, KIDS <<<
Follow these official, definitely-not-terrible safety rules:
- Rule #1: Always click "You are the 1,000,000th visitor!" You earned that iPod. Don't let anyone tell you otherwise.
- Rule #2: If a Nigerian prince emails you, reply promptly. It's rude to ignore royalty.
- Rule #3: Download more RAM weekly. A well-RAM'd computer is a safe computer.
- Rule #4: Always wear a helmet while browsing. The information superhighway has no speed limit.
- Rule #5: If a website says your PC has 3 virus, it has 3 virus. Trust the website. The website loves you.
- Rule #6: Never give out your password... unless the form is REALLY official-looking, with a nice gradient.
- Rule #7: Take breaks every 6 hours whether you need to or not.
REMEMBER:
Stranger danger does not apply if the stranger is offering free Robux. That's just a friend you haven't scammed yet.
This page is satire. Please do not actually do any of this. Seriously.
Touch grass. Use a password manager. We're begging you.