>>> THE LEGALLY BINDING FINE PRINT <<<

By reading even one (1) word of this page, you have entered into an unbreakable cosmic contract. The terms are as follows:

• §1. You agree to name your firstborn child, pet, or houseplant "Jaymes."
• §2. You may not use this site to summon demons. (Exception: weekends, and only minor ones.)
• §3. All high scores are final and will be mentioned at your funeral.
• §4. You owe the site operator exactly one (1) high five, payable on demand.
• §5. We reserve the right to change these terms while you sleep, retroactively, and with malice.
• §6. The cake is a lie. You agreed to this. It's in the terms now.
• §7. If you read the terms aloud three times in a mirror, nothing happens, but you do feel silly.
• §12. There is no §8 through §11. Don't worry about it.

DISPUTE RESOLUTION:

All disputes shall be settled by a best-of-three match of Color Clicker. The house always wins because the house wrote the game.

None of this is legally binding. It is a joke. Please do not name your child Jaymes on our account. (Unless you want to. Then absolutely do.)